A Vegetable Invented

"An onion can make people cry,

but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."

--Will Rogers

This Politics Thing

"The more you read and observe about this politics thing,

the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other.

The one that's out always looks the best."

--Will Rogers

No Party

"No party is as bad as its leaders."

--Will Rogers

Jokes or Facts

"I don't make jokes;

I just watch the government and report the facts."

--Will Rogers