
Alas, there is a squirrel shortage here. I remember the time Godot and I enjoyed watching thirteen squirrels eating the black sunflower seeds I had tossed onto our snow-covered deck. That was nearly eight years ago. Since then, the squirrels have dwindled in number in this area; most of them have been killed crossing the road. As far as I can tell, I have no more squirrels residing on my property, and I was down to one visiting squirrel a few weeks ago; I watched him burying acorns in my yard, as he and the crows went about their business, side by side. A couple of hours later, around noon, when I noticed the crows were walking around something on the road in front of my driveway, I knew an animal must have been hit by a vehicle. As I approached the scene, I saw that it was the last remaining squirrel. At first, I was appalled that the crows could be eating their squirrel acquaintance, so to speak, since they had just spent a good part of the morning together. (Yes, I'll admit I've got a problem dealing with the food chain.) Anyway, to my pleasant surprise, the crows had not touched the squirrel; they had merely walked around him. I won't say that the birds were in mourning, but they apparently did not think of this particular dead squirrel as food--at least not at that moment. So I moved the little body off to the side of the road, thinking a bear or turkey buzzard--or even those crows--or some other animal would come along and have a meal. However, I told myself I would bury the squirrel if the body was still there when I came home from an appointment. After all, it was the last squirrel and I had enjoyed watching him burying acorns, not just on that day but for several weeks. In other words, this squirrel was not just roadkill, since he had been a familiar visitor on our property. Well, when I came home, the dead squirrel was exactly where I had left him. So I told myself I would bury him if he was still there after I finished watching Oprah.
I guess the squirrel was not meant to be food, because his body was still there at five o'clock. So I buried him near the tree where he used to run whenever Mikey would chase him. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a shallow grave because I hit a large tree root. But I put large rocks on top of the grave, and I told myself that if a black bear should come along and dig him up, well then, the squirrel was meant to be eaten.
The next morning, I was horrified to see that the rocks had been moved off the grave. I expected to see my old white t-shirt, as I approached the spot. Instead, I saw that somebody (a black bear) had done some digging all around the spot, but he had stopped just short of exposing the t-shirt. So I put more rocks on the grave. The following morning was a repeat of the previous day. So I put more rocks on the grave. Several days later, it was deja vu all over again, and that was it. I guess the culprits were just curious, thinking I had stashed some food under the rocks, but they allowed the squirrel to rest in peace--and that's the amazing part, since black bears eat carcasses.