Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Seconds in Slow Motion

It has been many months since Mikey has crossed the road. However, I have recently seen her taking a short stroll along the side of the road, without setting her paws on the asphalt. But to the best of my knowledge, Mikey has no desire to cross the road again, ever since the day that a couple of cruel individuals tried to run her down as she was crossing the road. Since I had been standing at the top of my driveway, I was a horrified witness. It seemed that either time stopped or seconds passed in slow motion, when the driver of the truck stepped on the gas and aimed for Mikey, as I stood helpless, not breathing, awaiting the outcome. One of the truck's occupants even leaned out of the passenger window in order to get a better look at the body in the ditch, before the vehicle continued down the road.

I found a very badly shaken Mikey hiding in the ditch, but she had not been hit. And that was all that mattered, as I carried her home.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Saying and Doing



Saying is one thing,
and doing another.
--Proverb

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Definition of Education

"That which reveals to the wise,
and conceals from the stupid,
the vast limits of their knowledge."
--MARK TWAIN

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Great Oaks

Great oaks from little acorns grow.
--Proverb

Friday, November 26, 2010

A Good Scare



A good scare is worth
more than good advice.
--Proverb

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Not a Turkey


This is one of my favorite prints by Geneva Welch. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Handsome



Handsome is as handsome does.
--Proverb

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Piper



He who pays the piper calls the tune.
--Proverb

Monday, November 22, 2010

Living with Bears


I was in the middle of writing a long post about black bears, but my assistant, Ponzo, strongly suggested I delete it and, instead, recommend a book by Linda Masterson entitled Living with Bears, A Practical Guide to Bear Country. I do highly recommend this book to anyone living in black bear country or anyone going camping in black bear country.

I have sometimes wondered what would happen if I ran smack into a black bear--something I almost did a few nights ago. I know that although black bears are shy by nature and do not want any trouble, a person is wise not to turn their back and run--unless, of course, they foolishly wish to be chased. Okay, it was nighttime and Rebel was tied in the yard. Since it was a nice night, I took a little stroll in my yard. Simultaneously, I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand up as Rebel let out his there's-a-bear barks and I heard the heavy crashing sounds through the woods next to me. I suspect the bear had been sitting there until I got too near him, and then we both turned and walked off in opposite directions when Rebel started barking. It was only then that I realized I had turned my back to the black bear, who, by the way, had also turned his back to me. I think it must have been the little guy who has his own bear crossing path through my yard.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Thunder



"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive;
but it is lightning that does the work."
--MARK TWAIN

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Self-praise

Self-praise is no recommendation.
Proverb

Friday, November 19, 2010

Here We Go Again

It's that time of year again--the time to rake leaves. I have not started, since I am waiting for strong winds to carry some of the leaves into the woods. Seriously, the wind was extremely helpful one year. Another reason for my delay in beginning the annual raking project is that I am waiting for squirrels and black bears to eat more of the acorns which are now buried under fallen leaves.

Alas, there is a squirrel shortage here. I remember the time Godot and I enjoyed watching thirteen squirrels eating the black sunflower seeds I had tossed onto our snow-covered deck. That was nearly eight years ago. Since then, the squirrels have dwindled in number in this area; most of them have been killed crossing the road. As far as I can tell, I have no more squirrels residing on my property, and I was down to one visiting squirrel a few weeks ago; I watched him burying acorns in my yard, as he and the crows went about their business, side by side. A couple of hours later, around noon, when I noticed the crows were walking around something on the road in front of my driveway, I knew an animal must have been hit by a vehicle. As I approached the scene, I saw that it was the last remaining squirrel. At first, I was appalled that the crows could be eating their squirrel acquaintance, so to speak, since they had just spent a good part of the morning together. (Yes, I'll admit I've got a problem dealing with the food chain.) Anyway, to my pleasant surprise, the crows had not touched the squirrel; they had merely walked around him. I won't say that the birds were in mourning, but they apparently did not think of this particular dead squirrel as food--at least not at that moment. So I moved the little body off to the side of the road, thinking a bear or turkey buzzard--or even those crows--or some other animal would come along and have a meal. However, I told myself I would bury the squirrel if the body was still there when I came home from an appointment. After all, it was the last squirrel and I had enjoyed watching him burying acorns, not just on that day but for several weeks. In other words, this squirrel was not just roadkill, since he had been a familiar visitor on our property. Well, when I came home, the dead squirrel was exactly where I had left him. So I told myself I would bury him if he was still there after I finished watching Oprah.

I guess the squirrel was not meant to be food, because his body was still there at five o'clock. So I buried him near the tree where he used to run whenever Mikey would chase him. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a shallow grave because I hit a large tree root. But I put large rocks on top of the grave, and I told myself that if a black bear should come along and dig him up, well then, the squirrel was meant to be eaten.

The next morning, I was horrified to see that the rocks had been moved off the grave. I expected to see my old white t-shirt, as I approached the spot. Instead, I saw that somebody (a black bear) had done some digging all around the spot, but he had stopped just short of exposing the t-shirt. So I put more rocks on the grave. The following morning was a repeat of the previous day. So I put more rocks on the grave. Several days later, it was deja vu all over again, and that was it. I guess the culprits were just curious, thinking I had stashed some food under the rocks, but they allowed the squirrel to rest in peace--and that's the amazing part, since black bears eat carcasses.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

A Cat's Scratch


If you play with a cat,
you must not mind her scratch.
--Yiddish proverb

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

In a Cat's Eyes

In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
--English proverb

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

No Mice

A cat in gloves catches no mice.
--Proverb

Monday, November 15, 2010

Inspecting the Kitchen

Immediately after the kitchen was painted and everything was put back in its place, Quentin did a thorough inspection. Apparently, the kitchen changes were approved.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Truth

"If truth is beauty,
how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
--Lily Tomlin

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Publicity

Any publicity is good publicity.
--Proverb


Friday, November 12, 2010

Mistaken Identities

As I previously reported, Big Mac is alive and well. He is now a constant visitor in my front yard. In addition, I am happy to report that the opossum known as Eggroll is also alive and well. Eggroll is once again residing under our deck. If my camera had been available to me, I could have taken a video of Eggroll with Harry and Zorro last week. Nevertheless, I enjoyed watching them interact and I couldn't help but wonder if Eggroll misses Ponzo, since they were childhood buddies, so to speak.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

How Young You Look

"When people tell you how young you look,
they are also telling you how old you are."
--Cary Grant

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Painter's Helpers

With the exception of Oprah, all of Ginny's children were interested in helping paint the kitchen and dining room. I take that back. Quentin was interested in everything involving the painting process, while the other cats were really only interested in climbing the ladder.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cats' Rule

There is a rule which most, if not all, cats seem to follow, and it is: "Whoever runs first, gets chased." And in our household, Karma is the one who gets chased most often when she has no interest in playing this game with Ginny's adult kittens. Quentin and Emma appear to be the worst offenders--I mean followers of this rule, since both of them look for Karma in hopes of chasing her. How do I know this? It is written all over their faces when they look at her. So if Karma is not sleeping (they do respect sleep), she tends to keep a watchful eye out for the rascals who insist on playing tag with her. Some of the cats, Yoda and Mark Twain, for example, love to play tag with the others, and take turns running after one another through the house.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Getting Ready to Paint







Sunday, November 7, 2010

Fluid Prejudice

"The very ink with which history is written
is merely fluid prejudice."
--MARK TWAIN

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Three Out of Nine

I spent the entire month of October worrying about Mark Twain, who required two emergency veterinary visits and was hospitalized for approximately a total of ten days. This past Sunday, I was getting ready to take Mark Twain back to the veterinary hospital for another catheter (and an operation this time), when he suddenly took a turn for the better after Rebel comforted him, so to speak. Mark Twain was diagnosed with FUS. Although he's not out of the woods yet, Mark Twain is doing well, but he did use three out of his nine cat lives in a month's time.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Mikey, Featured Cat of the Month

Mikey became a member of our family when her previous owners moved out of the neigborhood without her. Apparently, that was just fine with her, since she had adopted my yard months prior to being abandoned. She had been an outdoor cat, who visited her owners at mealtimes. I named her Mikey because I thought she was a male cat, who would eat anything just like the Mikey character in the cereal commercial years ago. Anyway, when I learned Mikey's gender, I considered renaming her Mikayla, but Mikey suits her just fine. By the way, she immediately liked her new name, even though Mikey has become somewhat of a finicky eater over the past couple of years.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

No Photo Today

My camera has decided to be uncooperative today. Otherwise, perhaps I would have attempted to take a photo of Ponzo insisting on giving Rebel a love bite; needless to say, Rebel does not desire a love bite from anyone, especially not from a feline.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Honest Statesmanship

"Honest statesmanship is the wise employment
of individual meanness for the public good."
--Abraham Lincoln

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

This Politics Thing

"The more you read and observe about this politics thing,
the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best."
--Will Rogers

Monday, November 1, 2010

No Party

"No party is as bad as its leaders."
--Will Rogers